Rated: ♣♣♣

Every once in a while, I crave a big fat juicy burger. I usually go here because it’s close to my house, but I wanted something different. Then, I remembered Barney’s in Noe Valley. The last time I came here was probably 10 years ago. After a quick Yelp search, I found it. Still around? Must still be good.

Barneys Storefront

I was super hungry and ordered way too much food. We started with a side of curly fries. Thin, chewy and spicy – just how I like them.

Barneys Curly Fries

I got the North Beach burger topped with cheddar cheese and a mountain of sautéed mushrooms and marinated artichoke hearts. The patty was a perfect medium – juicy, tender and mildly pink. This burger was so large, I could only eat half.

Barneys Mushroom Artichoke Burger

K devoured the Western burger consisting of cheddar cheese, crispy bacon, sautéed onions and a tangy barbecue sauce.

Barneys Western Burger

And how can you have a burger without a vanilla malt milkshake to wash it down?

Barneys Vanilla Malt Milkshake

I will admit, this meal was the start to a very painful weekend. Yes, heartburn for 3 days. I need to get a hang of this moderation thing… Tasty, but 3 clubs for the heartburn.

4138 24th St
(between Castro St & Diamond St)
San Francisco, CA 94114
Neighborhood: Noe Valley

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Sams Kitchen Beignets

K and I cooked up a New Orleans style dinner one weekend and had to finish it off with some homemade beignets. I used this recipe from Tyler Florence that yielded a ton of beignets. more than we could eat!

Ingredients:

3/4 cups warm water
1 packet active dry yeast
1/4 cup granulated sugar, plus a pinch
Pinch kosher salt
1 large egg
1/2 cup evaporated milk
4 cups all-purpose flour, plus more as needed
2 tablespoons vegetable shortening
Butter
Vegetable oil, for deep frying
1 cup powdered sugar for dusting

Directions:

Begin by activating the yeast. In the bowl of a stand mixer with the dough hook (or large mixing bowl) attachment add the warm water, yeast and pinch of sugar. Stir and set aside until the yeast has dissolved, about 10 minutes.

Sams Kitchen Beignet Dough

To the bowl add the 1/4 cup of sugar, salt, egg, and the evaporated milk. With the mixer on low, add half the flour and mix until just combined. Add the shortening, and then gradually add the remaining flour until the dough forms into a mass. Turn off the mixer and transfer to floured surface. Add more flour, if needed, until you have an even, medium-textured (it should be pretty firm) dough. Add the dough to a large buttered bowl and cover with plastic wrap. Let the dough rest for at least 3 to 4 hours, or overnight in the refrigerator.

Sams Kitchen Beignets Rolled Dough

Sams Kitchen Beignets Cut Squares

Once rested, gently turn the dough out onto a lightly floured surface. Sprinkle a little more flour on top so you can work with the dough. Gently shape the dough into a 1-inch thick rectangle so it can be cut into squares. Using a sharp knife or pizza cutter cut into squares, (you should yield 12 large squares, depending on how thick you rolled the dough).

Preheat the oven to 250 degrees F.

Sams Kitchen Beignets Fryer

Heat about 3 inches of oil in a large, heavy-based pot over medium heat, (you want to make sure there is plenty of room as the beignets will puff up when cooked) to 350 degrees F. Fry the beignets in batches, about 3 minutes per batch. Turn them in the oil while they fry to brown evenly on both sides. Remove from the oil a paper towel lined sheet pan and keep warm in a low oven while you cook the remaining dough. To serve, transfer beignets to a serving platter and dust generously with powdered sugar. I did this the Disneyland way and dumped the beignets and powdered sugar into a paper bag and shook it up.

Sams Kitchen Beignets Power Sugar

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Kale Chips Ingredients

Kale is such a common green yet very underrated. These dark green leaves are one of the best greens to eat – high in fibre and a great source of vitamins. I bought a large bunch from the farmers market and to my surprise, the stems were bright yellow and a gorgeous deep pink! With so much kale, I decided make some into healthy (and very addicting) kale chips.

What you’ll need:

  • tongs
  • spatula
  • knife
  • baking pan
  • wax paper or tinfoil
  • large mixing bowl
  • kale – 1 large bunch 6-8 leaves
  • sea salt or kosher salt
  • lemon (optional)
  • extra virgin olive oil

I loosely followed Martha Stewart’s recipe – omitted the lemon and used garlic virgin olive oil instead of regular virgin olive oil. Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees, line your baking pan with wax paper or tin foil followed by thoroughly washing kale leaves. Lightly pat leaves to dry. Slice stems completely off and leave to the side (the stems will not “crisp” when making your chips) and slice leaves down the center, followed by small 1 to 2 inch pieces. Toss all sliced kale leaves in mixing bowl and add 1 tbsp of olive oil & a pinch of salt. I used extra virgin garlic olive oil and sea salt (the garlic and kale leaves are a delicious combination). Once leaves are evenly coated, use tongs to place kale leaves on the baking pan and bake for 15 minutes. Check often and flip leaves over for even toasting. When finished “crisping” leave out to cool and sprinkle sea salt (to taste).

Voila! Kale chips.

Hamano Sushi Combo

Rated: ♣

Blegh! I will never use Urban Spoon again because it recommended this restaurant. Food wasn’t fresh, service was bad, and dishes were dirty! Is it really that bad? Well, I found some food particles in my cup of water and I asked the waitress to get me a new cup (nicely). Instead of doing so right away, the waitress picked up the cup and inspected the glass of water! It was as if she didn’t believe me!

Well, nothing really stood out on the menu, so K and I got the sushi combos. It came with a salad which was probably the worst Japanese salad I’ve ever had. All other Japanese salads are light and refreshing with a sweet miso dressing. This one left a powder residue in my mouth like it was an old, just-add-water type of dressing.

Hamano Sushi Salad

I had the spicy tuna and the California roll. I can’t eat wasabi, so I checked with the waitress to see if they used wasabi in their spicy tuna. She said “no,” but when I took my first bite, all I could taste was wasabi! I couldn’t eat it after that, so I made K eat it for me while I ate his eel roll.

Hamano Sushi Combo 2

The empty restaurant should’ve been a sign, but I stepped in anyway. I recommend Sushi Sam in San Mateo or Sushi Zone in the Castro if you want some fresh sushi.

Hamano Sushi
1332 Castro St
(between 24th St & Jersey St)
San Francisco, CA 94114
Neighborhood: Noe Valley

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I realized my blog needs a little more variety content-wise. So, I’ll be posting my 5 favorite things of the week. It could be anything from a recipe to a kitchen appliance. Check ‘em out!

In no particular order…

Martha Stewart’s Recipe for Kale Crisps

Tartine’s Cookbook on Amazon

Recchiuti’s S’Mores Kit

Il Cane Rosso‘s Warm Egg Salad Sandwich

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