So, yes, I tried the Double Down.  No, I wasn’t satisfied.  For those of you that don’t know what this is, here’s KFC’s description:

The new KFC Double Down sandwich is real! This one-of-a-kind sandwich features two thick and juicy boneless white meat chicken filets (Original Recipe® or Grilled), two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and Colonel’s Sauce. This product is so meaty, there’s no room for a bun!

Can someone explain why they needed to mention that it was real?  The sandwich I got, had 2 really dry chicken cutlets, surrounding 2 pieces of microwaved (crispy) bacon, two unmelted slices of cheese, with Colonel’s sauce.  What the heck is Colonel’s sauce?  Anyways, I was quite unsatisfied.  Double Down was a bust (see what I just did there?)

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If you read the posts that I write, you will find that I jest about manliness all the time, but this time, manliness just got real! Guyism wrote an article about the 10 manliest cocktails. Some of them sound really tough like the Rusty Nail or fun like Zombie. Here’s their 10:

Whiskey Smash

1/2 tablespoon of sugar
1 tablespoon of water
2 oz of bourbon whiskey
2 sprigs of mint

Old-Fashioned

1 sugar cube
3 dashes of Angostura bitters
1 tablespoon of club soda
2 oz of bourbon whiskey
1 strip of lemon peel Read the rest of this entry »

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Himawari
202 2nd Ave
San Mateo, CA 94401
(650) 375-1005
Yelp
Rated: ♣♣♣♣

I was told about this ramen joint from one of my best friends.  He was raving about how this may be his new favorite ramen joint, which surprised me since, prior to this, I barely ever heard a buzz about it.   Being the curious fatso, we quickly wrangled a few of my coworkers to eat here.  There I was, waiting in front of Himawari with the usual two nincompoops I eat with and our CEO.  Not awkward at all, but I was hoping to impress the big man with my knowledge of the area.  All I had was a crack at the Bay Watch restaurant across the street and a mention of the Melting Pot (which his friend owns).  So, just a note to everyone (in case it wasn’t clear), my attempts at being impressive were failures.  Anyways, the wait took about 20 minutes before we were able to get a table for 4 at around noon.

The Food

I ordered the Deluxe Miso Ramen.  It had all the regular fixings like charsiu, bamboo shoots, seaweed, and bean sprouts, but the Deluxe meant it came with Stewed Pork and a soft-boiled egg.  I found the Stewed Pork to not be as flavorful as Santa Ramen, but it also wasn’t as fatty.  The soft-boiled egg was delightful and the middle was still runny.  The broth itself was pretty fatty.  You could see the fat floating around the top, which made for an unappetizing sight.  However, the flavor was awesome since it was so rich.

The Scene

The people that were here for lunch were mostly professionals and families.  People ranged from wearing shorts and t-shirts to full on suits.  The line can get pretty long, since there are only about 10-12 tables for 2-4 people.  I definitely would recommend calling ahead if you bring a large group.

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Baskin-Robbins is having their 31-cent scoop night to benefit the National Fallen Firefighters Foundation.  Valid between 5pm-10pm.

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Tulio's Southwestern Grill MenuTulio’s Southwestern Grill
Ferry Building
Pier 1
San Francisco, CA 94111
Neighborhood: Embarcadero

Rated: ♣♣

Nothing special about this “Southwestern” joint. I don’t understand their deal though. They call themselves a Southwestern restaurant with “wraps” on their menu when really it’s a Mexican place that serves burritos. There’s really no real good option for Mexican food down in the FiDi, and still Tulio’s is underwhelming.

The scene:

Do not eat outside! It may look appealing at first during a beautiful day in the city, but watch out for the nasty pigeons that try to swoop in. They are not afraid of humans and they will stand on the table to watch you eat.

They have a limited selection of salsas at the salsa bar, none of which are spicy which was a little disappointing. On my last trip to Tulio’s, I thought I’d ask to see if they had Tapatio in the back since, hey, everything tastes better with Tapatio. Sure enough, they had it! They poured me a heaping cupful for me to dip my burrito in.

The food:

My usual is the El Nino wrap. I did have a shrimp taco phase for a while but quickly vanished after I tried the nearly $8 2 Baja shrimp taco combo here. The shrimp were tiny since it was cooked to death until all moisture was removed.

El Nino Wrap w/ Spicy Chicken ($5.85) – I’ve also had this with carne asada, but the meat was too dry. I decided to try the spicy chicken since I knew they had no hot sauces at the salad bar. The burrito was satisfactory – a little light on the filling. There was a whole side to my burrito that was just the tortilla. The meat was juicy and the sauce had a little kick. All things were good once I had my Tapatio sauce. Yum.

Every order comes with home made chips. They’re pretty good. Very lightly salted, so you don’t feel so guilty.

All in all, Tulio’s is really nothing special.  I’m on a hunt for a good Mexican place in the FiDi, so please holler if you think of one.

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